bulletben: you know a lot of white kids like to say that the japanese do weird shit but right now japanese kids have this pretty cool trend where they fake dragonball fights while white kids have this trend where they (via legit-humour)

bulletben:

you know

a lot of white kids like to say that the japanese do weird shit

but right now japanese kids have this pretty cool trend where they fake dragonball fights

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while white kids have this trend where they

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(via legit-humour)

opentheairforfreshwindows: brave-fart: brave-fart: brave-fart: brave-fart: brave-fart: brave-fart: brave-fart: brave-fart: did you hear about the italian chef who died? he pasta way he just ran out of thyme here today, gone tomato his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it we never sausage a tragedy coming ashes to ashes, crust to crust there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world spaghetti (Source: sofunnyimcryan, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

opentheairforfreshwindows:

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

theamericankid:

Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet
arekelly:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:
bikinipowerbottom:

Leaked footage of Ariana Grande’s music video - Break Free (feat. Zedd)
bahbumplug: when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows (via laugh-addict)

bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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(via laugh-addict)

thecookiemonstress:

bassdroppinmaddness:


what-is-even-a-good-url:

skrillexstuck:

kairibloodheart:

condiminaj:

katzmatt:

waitinggin-wonderland:

shesfiction:

ghostmumble:

shesfiction:

alvinacid:

kathrynintrees:

I didn’t know I wanted this until now.

clothes are optional.


So down for this.


how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit
just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT 
anyone want to play with me? ;)

I totally would. My bucket list as well.

no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.
For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away

why not just use fake blood

Or real blood

well it started out as a cute idea…


Use food
snatchedweaves:

rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris